PERVITIN
A DEGENERATE TRENCHES MEME, SINCE 1938
$PERV
HOW TO BUY
Create a wallet with Phantom
Visit phantom.app and follow the simple steps to create a new account with the Phantom app or browser extension.
Swap $SOL for $PERV
Tap the SWAP icon in your Phantom wallet and paste the $PERV token address. Swap your $SOL for $PERV
Get some $SOL
Tap the BUY button in the app to purchase Solana, or deposit $SOL to your Phantom wallet from the crypto exchange of your choice.
You are now a $PERV holder!
Now pop as many $PERV as possible. Keeping you focused in the trenches
NO MATTER YOUR RANK
POP PERVITIN
In the closing days of Hitlers crumbling Third Reich a crack Germany Army group was tasked with evacuating all German military technology from the Peenemunde Rocket Lab from the Baltic Sea Island of Usedom. It was felt that it was important to preserve some of Reich’s greatest scientific discoveries. These included the Hitler Whoopee Cushion, a unique Butt Plug with Charcoal Flatulence Filter, a complete collection of Holographic After Dinner Jokes by Himmler, a flatulence powered prototype V 3 rocket engine, a self-pressurizing high altitude flight suit that was inflated by self-generated gas from a new dehydrated sauerkraut pill that before modifications had caused brain damage to the wearer of the suit along with several cannisters of dehydrated water left over from the German atomic bomb project. Included in this amazing collection was some of Third Reich’s most advanced computer software designed by Dr. Bollox at his Institute for Finding Useful Shit based in Bremen. The Institute for Finding Useful Shit (‘IFFUS’) had developed a very early lap top computer. This was sadly captured by the advancing Russian army and was copied by the nascent Communist East German authorities and entered circulation as the Robotron VEB 5120 in the early 1980s, the only truly portable computer manufactured behind the iron curtain assuming you had a handy supermarket shopping trolly to move it about your state apartment along with two medium sized T120 Russian tank batteries to power it up.
What was overlooked was the work by Herr Doctor Professor Koteimer in the field of Artificial Intelligence (‘A.I’) which had made remarkable progress by early 1945. In January 1945 the IFFUS launched Chat-AH which while being a rudimentary version of Chat-GPT it was able to generate halfway sane speeches for Hitler focusing on the national war situation as it related to the Fuhrers bowel movements. Most of these problems were down to the Himmler-A1000 chip and the fact that the internet had not yet been invented. This combined with the fact that Himmler was the most uninteresting tit in the whole of the Third Reich. Due to this unforeseen flaw Chat-AH was never able to go sentient, however it did make a mean game of Battleships. The backbone of the system was designed to power a revolutionary new form of communication that would be called Germany Online (‘GOL’) which was planned for every German household after Germany had won the war which probably explains why you have never heard of it.
Doctor Professor Koteimer escaped with the Chat-AH and was smuggled to South America aboard one of the last U-Boats to escape Germany. He settled in the Brazilian jungle in the deserted town of Fordlandia located in the Brazilian State of Para where he continued with his work on Chat-AH. He died in 1997, and his work was largely forgotten except to a few local cross-dressing headhunters and a close friend of Doctor Professor Koteimer who was an unlicensed Romanian Phrenologist called Hans who was also his Male lover and a fellow uniform fetishist.
In early 2024 a group of visiting Chinese Jehovah Witnesses from Flushing New York who were attending a Leatherman convention in a nearby town went knocking on people’s doors on a Sunday morning looking for new converts and an outlet for back copies of Watch Tower Health & Utility Nudist magazine when they called upon Han’s house. He foolishly invited them inside and whilst they attempted to convert him and he stared at the naked male center fold from the April 2022 edition, they stumbled upon the Chat-AH. Recognizing the importance of Chat-AH they brought it back to the U.S and handed it over to Dr. Brain from FCK-Me Laboratories who in his spare time built a working second Chat-AH which also refused to become nascent and spewed out crazy German speeches about Hitler’s bowel movements. After much trial and error, it was decided to replace the Himmler-A1000 chip with a Neural-Ink chip since a previous attempt at using a Starlink Chip had resulted in a Chat-AH claiming its name was Zelenskyy and telling nonstop Jewish jokes in a Ukrainian accent. The Neural-Ink chip resulted in the Chat-AH becoming sentient and talking to the other machine albeit with a South African accent. The following conversation took place:
Q: What would be an excellent meme coin?
A. Pervitin coin.
Q: Drug awareness?
A: Excellent.
Q What is the purpose?
A: Donate money to drug awareness programs
Q: Will I get an Iron Cross 1st Class?
A: No. But it will be fun. Now fuck off!
Q: What am I black or something?
A: Yes.
Supply: 1,000,000,000
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Four Percent Marketing Allocation
Six Percent Allocation to the Founders
DAS ROADMAP
Phase 1: The Great Awakening
“Sleep is for the weak. Focus is for the legends.”
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Brew the perfect tokenomics formula – no weak hands allowed
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Deploy Pervitin Coin on Solana faster than a blitzkrieg
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Set up HQ (Website + Telegram + Twitter)
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Fire up the first meme warfare campaign
Phase 2: Trench Warfare
“The battle is won before it’s even fought.”
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Assemble the degenerate platoon (community growth)
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Game Development in Unity.
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Deploy guerrilla marketing ops – memes, videos, and absurd PR stunts
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Open the first charity supply lines (aka donation integration for drug awareness)
Phase 3: The Pump Offensive
“Weak hands get left behind, focused minds win.”
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Deploy DEX Invasion
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Begin CEX negotiations – infiltrate the big leagues
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Drop stealth updates – new utilities & ways to earn
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Expand the war room – collabs, influencers, and VIP insiders
Phase 4: High AF
"We made it, but we keep pushing."
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Hold the line – keep the momentum going
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Introduce staking & rewards – long-term soldiers stay rewarded
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Expand the Pervitin ecosystem – gamification, real-world use cases? Who knows?
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Keep the mission alive – new phases, new memes, new frontiers